TOXIC MATH

"Only a numbskull thinks he knows things about things he knows nothing about." The Hudsucker Proxy (1994)

Sunday, 1 February 2015

Star Struck

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When it comes to space, there is a basic level of comprehension that my brain can take before my thought processes overload and start maki...
Sunday, 25 January 2015

Elvis is in the Building

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It’s hard to imagine Elvis at 80. Maintaining the quiff would have been tricky, and if he had continued to expand at the same rate (eight ...
Sunday, 22 September 2013

The Week in Words: Chan's Chop House

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Jackie Chan is opening a theme park in China . It’s free entry, although you have to get past the ninjas first. Chan will mostly use the p...
Sunday, 15 September 2013

The Week in Words: 12 Years Later...

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I was in my first Film Studies lecture at college, still nervously adjusting to a new environment, when the news filtered through that a p...
Sunday, 8 September 2013

The Week in Words: Golden Balls

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In this week’s wonga news, Vodaphone sold nearly half their business to Verizon Wireless for £84bn. That’s about the going rate for a Tott...
Sunday, 1 September 2013

The Week in Words: Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

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Nothing beats a long stint in the barber's chair to dissect the current style predicaments facing the new age man. Take my hairdresser...
Saturday, 20 July 2013

Peddle Power

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Anyone wishing to see a courageous display of cycling should spend a couple of days in Amsterdam. There are many ways in which one can tak...
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Wednesday, 22 May 2013

Parental Advisory: Swearing in Pop

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The established argument would have you believe that swearing in music shows a distinct lack of imagination. But a perfectly timed F-bomb ...
Saturday, 19 January 2013

My Lidl Pony

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I have never eaten horse meat, but then I have shopped at Tesco, so maybe I have. Twitter had a mare of a day withstanding all the puns fol...
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Saturday, 12 January 2013

The Savile Report

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A year before his death, I interviewed Jimmy Savile as part of my editorial duties at the Leeds Guide . In 2009 he was a popular celebr...
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